Home of the Skidmore-Tynan Bobcat Band
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Home of the Skidmore-Tynan Bobcat Band Jokes
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Here are some interesting band jokes... enjoy.
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A young freshman boy was very upset one day at band practice. The Drum Major, who was a senior, asked what was wrong.
The boy replied, "Everyone can march, slide march, high step, and do grouchos but me. I just can't do it!" The Drum Major
looked at the boy and said, "Why do you think they made me Drum Major?"
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How does a trumpet player change a lightbulb?
He stands with his hand in the air and the world revolves around him. How do you teach a clarinet to swing? Hang them from a tree. What's the difference between a clarinet and an onion? no one cries when you chop up a clarinet. how does a bassoonist increase the aerodynamics of their car? They take off the domino pizza's sign. How do you make a trombone sound lke a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and miss half the notes. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer How does a drummer keep a beat? they don't. (they have machines that do that now) How is wetting yourself and playing an english horn solo alike? they both give you a warm feeling but no one really cares. Who make the best kissers? French horns but they sure hold you funny |
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